So don’t diss the world-wide-web, ladies.

So don’t diss the world-wide-web, ladies.

You could make a good initial connection online, but as soon as you DO, ensure you get your ass for some queer-owned cafe and meet-up in actual life, simply because they require our company additionally the internet — I REPEAT: the online world IS NOT A REPLACE for a genuine life hangout. Though sometimes If only it absolutely was given that it’s a great deal much easier to toss a filter on my face than paint it with makeup products, but that is a individual issue.

2. Athletic Clubs

Look, I’ll acknowledge it: we hate activities. I’m TERRIBLE at recreations. And personally i think extremely separated in my own un-athletic existence that is lesbian. In fact, I’ve been pitching “The identification Crisis of Being a Lesbian Who Hates Sports” for months now, but no editor is apparently involved with it (hint, hint Trish Bendix).

But also I force myself to go to women’s sporting events all of the time though I get heart palpitations entering any sort of soccer field (PTSD from gym class. You realize why? They’re teeming with queer girls, honey. Hot, strong, badass girls that are queer to getting hit into the face by having a softball! Where do I subscribe? Sweaty sexy derby girls, whizzing around on roller-skates, their locks flapping behind them —t hey’re the coolest that is fucking in the world. […]